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Son: I donwanna put the lotion on! It feels icky! NO LOTION!!
Me: (Mumbling) It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.*
Son: What?!
Me: Nothing, no lotion, get your pjs on.
* Pop culture reference
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I was running one day, mile 10 of 12, out in the country and heard a yippy dog. Behind the trees I head a shemale yell "PRECIOUS!" calling the dog.
I think I set a record home for the last two miles.
I think you're only a bad mom if you scream, "It puts the lotion in the basket!" instead, then make the child watch the film to see what happens to bad kids who don't listen.
(Shouldn't have had the caramel popcorn for lunch today. No patience at all for my darlings.)
I think I just peed in my pants. I was putting lotion on the boy tonight and this is the exact phrase that kept running through my head. bad mommy... bad mommy... teehee
HA! One of my fave lines from one of my fave movies! And I've used it on the kids as well. ;o)
LOL- My husband and I always say this whenever we put the lotion on the skin!!!
LOL You made me snort with pudding in my mouth. Now sinus. A personal first. Thanks.
I now realize that I am normal!!! EVERYONE thinks of that when applying lotion.... PUT IT IN THE BASKET!!!!!!
What really frightens me is that my kids are old enough to realize what a sarcastic person I am... UGH. Not easy hiding my true self :-) Just make sure you don't call him Precious!!!
I love you so VERY much, friend.
You left off "stupid fat hobbit."
Now THAT would have gotten his attention. Ha ha ha ha.
Kidding....
There would be something wrong with you if you didn't say that, says me.
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=23
Awesome.
I'd have said the exact same thing, except I'd have said it out loud and then dangled the lotion from a bathrobe tie or something. :)
My kids are used to me. They'd have put the lotion on. :)
I laughed!
Definitely watch the transbuddha video that Gamera linked to above!
They also used this song on Grey's Anatomy last year. I was dying laughing!
You guys crack me up. That video is odd because it makes me want to hang out with the fun guy holding the poodle. Till I remember he skins people and all.
And YES! I finally figured out where that new heart doctor from Grey's Anatomy came from. She was the lotion girl in Silence of The Lambs!!
*dies from asphyxiation due to laughter*
kerthunk.
This is the second time I've heard that quote today, after not hearing it since I watched the movie years ago.
It's making me a little nervous.
I've done this too!
That makes me feel so much better.
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